Sunday, September 25, 2011

Re: "Reasons why you are Not Married"

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Abeg, Follow me Laugh

As my fellow igbo folks will say, "Odiegwu!!!", or the easy "Na wa o" as many of us would understand I may sound like a broken record by now but this is rather serious oo.... Its one thing to do others wrong but to do YOURSELF wrong thats some level of guts i obviously don't have. I have been "trying" to put  pictures together for a post but Ha! i couldn't hold back on sharing these two...

I tried to zoom into this picture so you will see Eucharia on the right...(well on my right depending on ur position) but i am sure she stands out regardless. The Charcoal mixed with the Clay on her eye is very confusing...As in, how? why? believe it or not...i am short of words to describe this makeup, For starters..Nobody uses black on their eyebrow and it is mad obvious that Chic doesn't have any eye brows....She looks like an Ape...A brown haired Ape...(God will forgive me sha) but damn! Come on Lady...Younotry

This mgbeke here...had the audacity, the guts, the bold mind to collect this dress from the tailor, pay her (better yet if it was free) then worse of all....WEAR this to a red carpet event! No! u have got to be kidding me right?? is it the green mosquito net on the bottom or this satin that looks like the inner lining of drapes  or the lace wig that her residual hairline starts right on top of her eye brow or the fact that she tried to pull the "sexy-eye" look off. That is eh!, Mba nu!!! this is not acceptable @all... I have tried to find something positive about this picture, the person and the outfit but it is impossible. At this point you have to agree with me that she should have stayed home and not come out to embarrass herself.
Again..please do not blame me for the things i say, blame the people that give us something to humor about. The things we see, "i must attend" SMH!

Thanks for reading! Please if you have any pictures please send them to younotry@gmail.com
PS: It does not have to be on red carpet oo, anything at all that does not sit right. Please do not try to spite your Ex-boyfriend's GF ooo..my hand no dey! LOL

Stay Tuned, be a Fashionista!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

...They have come Again

Hmmmm, shebi when i talk now they will say I have bad mouth...but how is this my fault when people have decided to keep looking an utter-mess??!! Well, for the following "younotry's" today, thanks for giving me something to write about. As long as you keep embarrassing yourselves, leaving your house, going for a "red carpet event" and most of all having the BOLD GUTS to stand in front of the camera and pose looking like "that" then I have no apologizes for putting you up!

DISCLAIMER: I did not dress these people, I do not know these people, I am not being SPITEFUL, neither did I make them pose for the Camera. I only talk about things that have been brought to my notice, if you are angry or offended~~~U re solely on your own, in your pocket oo..

This is definitely the hardest one to actually understand what in the world was going through her head, but then again, she is a blonde and you know what they say about them..(in the event you don't, google it...i yabb folks i don't educate..Kpele)

Am i the only one that sees the love handles tho?
 I have a couple things bothering me about this picture..first is this chinese 3-in-1 weave on her hair plus the undergrowth, this is when it is really hard to comprehend, couldn't you have atleast fixed your hair?, I am not discussing the dress...but if you ask me, invest in a girdle and for your face, I am most certain she used Nixoderm or Shirley as a facial foundation (don't ask me how i know, you have eyes) #nuffsaid
Nixoderm or Shirley??

And i hear this woman is a designer?? You be the judge of that but one thing is certain, I wont be buying anything she EVER designs PERIOD!
Aunty, why would you go to a store and let them rip you off for an undersize shoe? see your toes like chicken feet, if you ask me,  wait! you don't have to ask but I will advice you to wear only cover shoes and spare us this grief! Dalu!!!
They call her Vina, i call her an ASSCLOWN!, where do i start? is it the hair? abi this colored sac she is wearing or is the shoe i peep...is there any reason why anyone will leave their BATHROOM, the most private place in your home let alone leave the house looking like this?? Na wa oo!! i must agree some babes have guts!...omo! Younotry..shikena!
Infact eh, not only are your in the wrong event, you are in the wrong country..give me one logical explanation behind this NONSENSE you have on? Why will any one in their right sense wear a fur coat in 150degrees biko?? I am sure you turned enough heads this night looking like a wet bear..*Loud Hiss*

I looked through Bella Naija-Karen's Party album and i have picked my best, when you view the album you can pick yours and my best dressed and effortless person is....
From her hair to the outfit to the shoes = ON POINT!

Once again, I am not being SPITEFUL but if you have the guts to pose for the camera best believe i will have the guts to BLOG you..and most importantly thank you for giving "Younotry" and its readers something to laugh about...

"Style is a simple way of saying complicated things"....Stay Tuned, be a Fashionista!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Boy shorts Vs. Thongs

Ladies and gentleman, it's on! I was flipping through a recent issue of Cosmo and ran across this one feature that claims boy shorts are trampling the thong in sales. Come again? Could boy shorts really be the "new power pantie" of the decade?




"Boy Shorts or Thongs"????
It's pretty hard to believe we may have gone from the era of the thong song to one that values sexiness and comfort. Wouldn't you agree? Plus a little something left to the imagination is definitely way hotter than some string riding up your butt, no? Not to mention that the boy short is a heck of a lot more flattering on just about every derriere in existence.
 What are your thoughts? Are you in favor of a boy short takeover? Or will you remain forever faithful to the good ol' thong?

I am definitely on “Team Boy shorts”…What is your take on this?

Stay Tuned,  “We are shaped and fashioned by what we love”…be a fashionista!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

We Call it as we SEE it!

For all my fellow bloggers out there...i bow in respect, esp Linda Ikeji (lindaikeji.blogspot.com) who manages to blog every single day, if you have not been to her blog...you should. I am horrible at this thing, I am learning, still learning and i will learn...
But then again...for me to come out of my "bloggers block" (if there is anything like that) u know it has to be serious. In as much as i haven't written in a while i have managed to keep up with what goes on out there especially "on the so-called red carpet"...These people are attendees in a "Music meets Runway"...in other words...Music Vs. Fashion...the pictures you are about to see are people that single handedly abused that word FASHION, and they were my "younotry" favorites. Enjoy

Witches and Wizards Convention Host!

Totally off..from the shoes to the Dress...and those Earrings? u gotta be kidding!

this dress shows a good use of hand needle and thread..#nuffsaid



from the purse, to the boots..JUST WRONG!


we recommend a girdle, if you must wear a T-shirt dress

Absolutely NO COMMENT!

Uti, u have outgrown this outfit..don't murder it!
Fix the "wedgie" pls!! HISS






Black gone south!

Uttermess!!







Juvies!

Hair+dress = 0

#colorriotMUCH!

Seriously???

Was the Net necessary? Like seriously?

Forreal Son?




Don't try this again, Ever! u are not an A-cup!

Johnny the Clown!
GAY!! in every sense of it! HISS!!!!
Dear Cinderella, Loose the Dress, Please and Thank  You.


All of these people have one thing in common...Over kill, red carpet events does not mean you should match your lip color and dresses to the carpet..once you over think it, you are sure to mess up..
 This Male and Female definitely stood out...and this was our pick...Una Try!
I call him a real "Gent"


Simple and Dashing!!





Sunday, January 16, 2011

Keeping it Simple part2

So i caught the famous blog disease...the "Lazy Blogger Syndrome"... I sincerely apologize. I started a new job with the fashion industry so more to come from me i promise!!!!
As we haven't been to any Red Carpet Event lately due to our busy Schedule, XYZ busy with the Store..LuXe (which by the way is doing greatttt!!!!!! check us out, 20 Adeniran Ogunsaya, surulere) I know, I just had to mention...as i was saying...while ABC is busy with the new job but we are putting together some Younotry pictures for our followers please hang in there for us!!!
But under keeping it simple, we figured we talk about the easy way to maintain Our Weaves... I can't speak for everybody oooo but for those of us that spend #somemoney on our weaves, be it yaki o, chinese o, indian o, even expressions sef! putting heat on it everyday on it will ruin it PERIOD!!  I came across this video on youtube on how to preserve ur hair without heat...and i thought it will be nice to share:
Bendy Roller Tutorials
Tried and tested, it works...I swear by it. The bendy rollers can be found in any beauty store, i will advice to buy @least a 1"inch for more chic, fuller curls. I found it hard to do first couple times but hey!!! #practicemakesperfect... Dont worry about sleeping...it is pretty flexible!! I hope this helps for those who want sexy wavy curls but NEPA won't allow us or for some of us who are plain ignorant on how to use curling iron.

Be A Fashionista! Stay Tuned