Friday, December 17, 2010

RED CARPET HOWLERS!!!!!!!!

I have gone through so many red carpet event pictures, watched a lot on TV and We have been on some ourselves *wink*...ya whatever!!! but the most red carpet that stands out is the Nigerian Red Carpet Events. Its amazing the things you see on there, I have come to a conclusion that many participants or guest or award recipients are not well informed on what kind of occasion they are attending...YES I am giving them the benefit of the doubt because there are so many blunders on the red carpet with different participants that makes me blame the event planners...
So Younotry has decided to come in as an intervention and show people what is NOT acceptable at a red carpet event, This is totally our point of view, we don't need to be agreed with, Pictures don't lie...


Red Carpet or Pajama Jam?
Dare " u re not the guy i used to know", He is ALWAYS on point but we think this outfit is a NO-NO, the blouse/ turtle neck is definitely not working on those pants, yes, turn up pants are in style but this particular pants are way too turned up for its liking. His shoes are mad no doubt but they are so not working on those jeans!! come on!! For a whole MTV music award???? This is not acceptable! Plus why is he wearing his watch on the shirt sleeve?? 
 Her name is Goldie and she is sticking to it. This outfit eh...there is no way of addressing it. It is just WRONG, period!!! Reminds me of my high school bed spread. And is she wearing just one sock on her leg? this makes us think if this was red carpet event or a gala at the Roman Colosseum? 
Aunty Sasha, where do we even begin...the hair?, the red bra?, the skirt? the shoes are definitely UNTOUCHABLE, I refuse to talk about the mirror you are wearing on your legs, how does that even tie  this outfit please?? as in we are just confused!! Funny thing is She received an award for "Best dressed female rapper". Makes me wonder who votes for these awards.  #younojusttry abeg!! this is outfit is horrendous honestly..
Cape Lady
Now how can you even talk about this outfit without being mean? I mean, SERIOUSLY???? This is when I am convinced that these people are in the wrong event. How in the world can you wear a "Super-Hero" outfit to an award show?? WHY WHY WHY WHY?? what is this cape on the dress? At this point you wonder what she saw in the mirror before walking out of her house, 2nd question is did someone actually let her walk out of the house looking like a HOT MESS CAPE LADY!! hiss!!

This one is just totally confused but unlike cape woman she played safe but a little bit too safe, I mean come on...How do you wear this to a red carpet event, if you are going to the movies, maybe, JUST MAYBE I can understand but for an event its a total NEGATIVE!!...if you ask us, YouNotry!!!!!!


Banky W...as they call him "Naija Craig David" You have a thing or two to learn from the gentleman on the left, This outfit is NOT acceptable especially when you won "best dressed male artist" on this night. You can sing your heart out but bro!! are you for real with whats on your leg...sketchers, trainers, runners abi shoes??? for real? Uncle Younotry at all!!!! You should know better than this.


Omo, this one na real flower girl...maybe she was told she is going to La-la Land, land of colors, flowers and patterns. You shouldn't even own something that looked like this PERIOD, award show or no award show..only thing I have to say about this is Loose this dress please...if you insist to own it still, turn into a night wear and hope you don't scare your bed mate.
Anyone remember HOT CASH? Willie-Wille
Of course you know we had to save the best for  last...I have no words for the lady above but DAMN!! The hair, the dresses, the necklace the shoes, I mean the whole 9yards...At this point I will let the picture speak for itself...I am very positive that anyone reading this is thinking what I am thinking......YOUNOTRY!!!! 


PS: This is intended to humor you..I have only tried to explain what they were trying to tell us from their outfits, the pictures are real and the events are real...if you have a problem with this....remember this is a fashion police blog...#gohugtransformer or better still #knockhead4wall !!!!! lol

1 comment:

  1. Lmao, "her name is Goldie and she is rocking to it"
    Aunty Sasha.....damn!!!!

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